Will Boba Fett Pursue Bounty on Donald Trump? Dinosaur Dave Comments for Clickbait Monday

Written by Mike Rickard II

Incredible news coming from Iran as Pro Sports Extra’s Joe Breaux is reporting:

A Tehran prosecutor is seeking international help after issuing arrest warrants for President Trump along with 35 other individuals who were involved in the drone strike that killed General Qassem Suleimani earlier this year.

While Iran seems to be pursuing WWE Hall of Famer Donald Trump’s arrest through legitimate international channels (see the article for more details), can we rule out someone in Iran’s government putting a bounty out on Mr. Trump? If so, can we rule out said person (or persons) enlisting the services of notorious bounty hunter Boba Fett?

Do you think Mr. Trump will tweet that “Iran is a bunch of pussies!”

I checked with my sources at the Mos Eisley cantina on Tatooine and hear there’s been considerable chatter at that wretched hive of scum and villainy about a potential 1 million credit bounty or unlimited gas from Iran’s ample oil reserves (up to 20 gallons of premium unleaded per week for life).

Boba Fett has a long history of collecting seemingly unattainable bounties including that of smuggler Han Solo, and his legend continues, despite his apparent demise in the Sarlacc pit. Although the new sequels of Star Wars films and their related media state there is a bounty hunter even better than Boba Fett, no true Star Wars fan takes any of those films or anything to do with them seriously.

Did Boba survive the Sarlacc Pit? Some believe he did.

It’s possible then that Iran could try and hire Boba Fett to bring WWE Hall of Famer Donald Trump to Tehran, trying Mr. Trump on what no doubt will be trumped up charges. When someone pointed out that Boba Fett is a fictional character, I checked with esteemed wrestling journalist “Dinosaur” Dave (last name redacted) about whether Fett might be brought in. “Dinosaur” Dave has commented on seemingly everything but wrestling including sermons on race relations, medical insight into COVID-19, and roller derby, so I thought why not give him a chance to discuss international politics as I’m still waiting for a call back from Dr. Henry Kissinger.

“Maybe there are some details that I don’t know but it can’t be ruled out. However, I don’t know that’s the case” was the reply.

Is Boba Fett going to collect on the one million credit bounty laid on Donald Trump? Is there a one million credit bounty? By this point it probably doesn’t matter as long as you clicked the story and for that I thank you.

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Mike Rickard II

Retired bank robber and author of "Wrestling's Greatest Moments", "Laughing All the Way to the Bank Robbery, "Flunky: Pawns and Kings," and "Don't Call Me Bush Beans: The Legend of a Three-Legged Cat." Pro wrestling and hockey fan. Hired gun for several pro wrestling sites and a top 10 YouTube wrestling channel. Available in regular and extra-strength.