The Nets without KD are so depressing

Written by Noah Gagnon

Disclaimer: If the Nets come back to beat the rockets, disregard everything I just said, but lets be honest, that’s not happening. KD and LMA are both out tonight, and this team can’t even beat the Houston Rockets. Gross.

I don’t know what happened, but this team has hit a crazy 3pt slump lately. It reminds me of watching Rutgers basketball. Actually, I do know what happened, and it rhymes with Hoe Jarris. Remember when all the bandwagon weenie Nets fans wanted Joey gone after the playoffs? Well look at this offense without him out there. As the kids say, put some respek on his name.

I guess this is just one long way of saying that I really really really really really really really really really miss Kyrie Irving. He would just solve so many problems. I’m really starting to get nervous that Harden is completely washed and out of shape, like he just won’t be skinny I don’t get it. So, if he’s gonna be a complete tub of lard all season, we’re gonna need a solid second scorer.

Plus, I will state for the millionth time, Kyrie Irving is just so freaking cute. Like I just adore him. It’s seriously time to start considering heading to his house and just jabbing him in the arm.

About the author

Noah Gagnon

19-year-old student. MMA Enthusiast. 2014 Bedminster Middle School Boys Mile Run Second Place. BJJ White Belt. Kind Guy.