The most wonderful time of the year is approaching us, no it’s not Christmas not even close, the beginning weeks of regular season football is almost here. The weather will be getting cooler, leaves will change colors, and the bros(girls are bros too) will be able to sit around and enjoy a cold beer while watching dudes beat each other up for 60 minutes. I couldn’t be happier than this time of the year and it’s a natural feeling throughout the world, or at least America. I feel bad for the poor suckers who can’t relate to the feeling of being excited for football season.

Just 13 days away from week one and look at this beautiful list of some of the first week match ups. It makes me get butterflies and smile like a schoolgirl with a crush. To think though, that some monarchy of business will actually be making employees work during this first week. Bananaland is where they are and and jail is the only place to send them, it’s almost like keeping someone from doing religious practices. I watch football and it keeps me sane, keeps me healthy and keeps me blessed. If you are taking football Saturdays and Sundays away from these people you are essentially taking away their way of living and taking off days from their life. They say every cigarette you smoke is a day taken from your life, well every football game I’m forced to miss is a day taken from my life.

20 days until Kick Off for Monday Night Football. Ahhh the jitters are getting to me, with the being my first full football season I’m able to gamble on (and happily doing it on the Barstool Sportsbook) I have a lot of nerves. I can’t blow it my first year or that will set a tone for being a loser and that’s the last thing I want. Now I say we start a petition, most places wouldn’t close for Saturday and Sunday but what they can do is allow the games to be watched easily. None of the sneaking it on your phone or computer, having to sneak check scores or all that, let the people openly and freely watch some football. I work as a guest services worker for a baseball team and while I love baseball, for most of the game im standing around doing nothing(they put me in that position I try to branch out and they shut me down) so while im doing that they should let me watch football. Instead I have to watch a bad baseball team play while standing watching a section of 20 people and doing anything but standing there is “not doing your job”. So I say fuck you to any job like that and start allowing people to watch football and be good fucking work environments instead of these shitty ones you guys give off. Remember the best teachers in school were always the ones who let you watch March Madness in class.

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