The Cleveland Browns Announce That They WILL Be Starting Deshaun Watson For Their Season Opener

Written by austenlange

The Deshaun Watson saga seems to be a never ending one.

Reports are coming in that the Browns have decided to let Deshaun Watson play in their first preseason game of the 2022 season.

As you all probably know Deshaun has been suspended for the first 6 games of the regular season this year for jerking off onto different massage therapists. While none of the allegations have made it out of court we all know homie is weird.

However, the Browns don’t give a fuck. They paid Deshaun the contract of his choice and even shipped off their starting QB Baker MAyfield for Watson.

I can only justify the Browns decision to start Watson Friday, because he just hasn’t played a game in over 18 months. I can imagine that they are just trying to get him some burn before the season starts so they can make sure he builds some relationships with his receivers and team. You would think that they would be giving Jacoby Brissett a lot more reps, however that doesn’t seem to be the case.

Hope this whole ordeal blows up in the Browns face and the NFL appeals his suspension to make it longer. Dude is weird and at least deserves a different punishment.

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