Rutgers football gets to embarrass somebody today

Written by Noah Gagnon

You know, there aren’t too many occasions as a Rutgers football fan where you wake up on Saturday completely stress-free. Honestly, in the pre-Schiano era you only really felt that way on a bye week or during bowl season, because we wouldn’t be playing anyway. But now that the team’s actually pretty solid, there’s really no concern whatsoever about playing a shitty Delaware team today.

In years past, this game would’ve been kind of a concern in terms of losing outright, but now I’m considering throwing the tuition on -20.5. -20.5! Are you kidding me? We only need to beat these Delaware hillbillies by 3 touchdowns? We waxed Temple by like 70, UDEL will be no problem.

About the author

Noah Gagnon

19-year-old student. MMA Enthusiast. 2014 Bedminster Middle School Boys Mile Run Second Place. BJJ White Belt. Kind Guy.