I know my posts have become less frequent during this national crisis. There are a few reasons why. Obviously no live sports, means no betting and that’s my bread and butter, follow @PSEBets on twitter. Another reason is I’m a bartender who is out of work. I have been doing nothing but stressing out and trying to find a temp job everywhere.
I tried Walmart, that place is ran worse then Deadspin ever could have. I have been doing random craigslist jobs to make a few dollars until the bar opens back up. While going through all of this I lost the live of my life due to my own stupidity and the stresses of quarantine. Not to mention my place to live, oh and have I told you I suffer sometimes from horrendous anxiety.
So that’s where I have been the last month and a half. Missing the one that got away, while being broke, during a pandemic and thanking god I at least have my dog and a good Air BNB. Sorry Trev for that free add for Air BNB, damnit I did it again. Oh and have I mentioned there hasn’t been any live sports!!!
That brings me to the headline. Now I’m a bigger man, who has been losing weight due to being heartbroken and broke. I regress again to the headline of the article. For a big guy I lay it down pretty damn good. I have references, I think. I’m pretty well endowed especially for a bigger white dude. I’m almost on that last straw of doing fanonly or just maybe selling a video to pornhub, if that’s a thing, again sorry Trev for the free add. So I guess this blog serves as my way back to blogging and putting feelers out if anyone out there would want to see a handsome, above average, flexible big dude hammer out some poor chick that’s in the same financial crisis. Maybe I’ll give I the old college try and just live on the internet, blogging and banging.
