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Political Profile: Kim Yo Jong: Is She Office Hot?

Written by Mike Rickard II

Recent concerns that North Korean strongman Kim Jong Un is in a persistent vegetative state after heart surgery has the world wondering who might take over for the toad-like leader dubbed “Rocketman” by WWE Hall of Famer Donald Trump. According to several news sources, it appears Kim’s younger sister Kim Yo Jong could be taking the reins. As the world waits to see whether Kim Jong Un belongs in a crisper or if his health status has been blown out of proportion, we at Pro Sports Extra want to know, is Kim Yo Jong office hot, or capable of rising to the level of some of the sexier heads of state and other international politicians.

According to some sources, Kim Jong Un’s status is listed as “produce section”

Kim Yo Jong seems to have the ruthless qualities necessary to keep a nation under heel with various news agencies talking about her upbringing along her brother and her rumored status as his number two (or if you’re a Trekkie, his Number One).

At Pro Sports Extra, we dig a bit deeper than the stooges working for the Council on Foreign Relations. We ask the tough questions no one else will ask for fear of upsetting their corporate masters. To be blunt, is Kim Yo Jong office hot or does she rise to that actual level of hotness achieved by a handful of international politicians?

In order to answer the question, we need to understand what “office hot” means. According to the Oxford English Dictionary Urban Dictionary, “office hot” is defined as:

Someone who is defined as hot, but only because of the lack of options enforced by your place of work.

The term is sometimes referred to as “work hot”:

A person that may or may not be hot, but is the most attractive person in the set of people you work with so you lust after him/her.

Office hot? The definition can be difficult due to differing tastes

Let’s review some pictures of Kim Yo Jong and compare her to some international beauties:

In an amazing display of endurance, rumor has it Kim Yo Jong has been able to stay two steps ahead of her brother since entering puberty.

Now, let’s look at a few female politicians who have clearly exceeded office hot.

Gymnast turned Russian politician Alina Kabaeva
Maria Carfagna served as Italy’s Minister for Equal Opportunity. She raises above office hot.

At 31, Kim Yo Jong is cute, but she’s clearly in the category of office hot (unless the office had Nancy Pelosi or Hillary Clinton in which case the Sea Hag or Meg Griffin would be office hot while Kim Yo Jong would be a smoking hot sex symbol.

Is Nancy Pelosi in your office?
Then the Sea Hag qualifies as “office hot”

KIM YO JONG VERDICT: OFFICE HOT

About the author

Mike Rickard II

Retired bank robber and author of "Wrestling's Greatest Moments", "Laughing All the Way to the Bank Robbery, "Flunky: Pawns and Kings," and "Don't Call Me Bush Beans: The Legend of a Three-Legged Cat." Pro wrestling and hockey fan. Hired gun for several pro wrestling sites and a top 10 YouTube wrestling channel. Available in regular and extra-strength.