If you are traveling to Qatar for the World Cup, wear a cup. That’ll be the only touching of your balls in Qatar. Unless you’re married, no sex is allowed punishable by law, and if you are married, good luck. 

So leave your condoms at home, God knows they’ll melt anyways just like the workers who built the stadiums. True story. Workers would die of the heat, and their families would come looking for them. No one bothered to tell the families their husband or father had died. So I guess you could say the only fucking going on in Qatar is dying.

I’ve heard some mixed reports about air conditioning at the stadiums. Like I said, no sex anyways so who cares if you smell. I have no clue if porn is legal there but I’ll go out on a limb and say it’s illegal. 

So good luck guys!

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