The quarterback of the New York Giant, Danny Dime is on steroids. There is no other logical reasoning into how the crappy starter threw a career high 402 passing yards.

Even the Giants agree with me here. They put out this “altered” image just trying to throw me off their scent. People forget that Jones literally was the fastest player in the league last season and has only seemed to get better. Is this from him grinding away all off season? I doubt it. The only other totally logical explanation is HGH.

I hate seeing today’s players go out and cheat because what they are inevitably doing is just teaching kids it’s ok to take the easy way out. Which I loathe. As an ex 4 year Varsity letterman myself I suggest kids stick to the real dietary regiment, eggs and peanut butter. This made me into a war machine as a 10th grader and all kids aspiring to be in the NFL should follow this diet.

Before I get comments saying, “Austen you’re fat and ugly.”, “There is no way Danny is juicing!”, or even, “Is this only being brought up because it’s Cowboys, Giants weekend?”.

Too all of those questions my answer will remain the same, no. Danny Jones is on the juice and I will not stop coming for his throat until the league takes proper action.

As always, stay #Advised.

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