Unfortunately for all single men out there, Megan Fox is officially off the market.


Of all the people she could have married, she decided on the King of all Doucbebags, Machine Gun Kelly.

Fox is known for dating douchebags such as Brian Austin Green and Shia Labeouf, so it comes as no surprise that she stuck to the trend when determining who to spend the rest of miserable life.


Of course when we say the rest of her life, we specifically mean the next year or so before she inevitably gets divorced after realizing how much of a fuckboy Machine Gun Kelly is.


Best of luck to the happy couple! You can watch as he proposes to her below.


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