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Mattress Mack Bets $6M on Alabama in National Championship

Written by Noah Gagnon

Mattress Mack is back throwing absolute nukes on sporting events, and tonight he’s hitching his wagon to the Alabama Crimson Tide. As far as I can recall this is the first bomb he’s throwing since back when the Astros were in the world series in the fall, so he’s def got some coin to recoup.

Now correct me if I’m wrong, but does this guy ever actually win bets? His Astros futures never hit, his Kentucky Derby bets never hit, how is this still fun for him? Every time he places a huge bet like this it’s almost a guarantee that br_betting is gonna post a video of him watching the game looking like his soul just got sucked out of his body because his wager didn’t even come close to hitting.

This honestly makes me love Georgia. Not only is Alabama a completely square pick to begin with, but now a guy with a hall-of-fame resume for consistently throwing seven figures in the trash can is backing them. Now I just gotta pray he stays away from the Cowboys in the playoffs.

Now, the real question all this begs is: just how lucrative is the Mattress industry? I mean, this guy just tosses away coin like it’s nothing! Can I open up my own mattress emporium and also start placing multi-million dollar bets on sporting events? Once Noah’s Matress Wonderland opens, local sportsbooks can expect absolute hammers to be dropped on the next Conor McGregor fight, I’ll tell you that much.

About the author

Noah Gagnon

19-year-old student. MMA Enthusiast. 2014 Bedminster Middle School Boys Mile Run Second Place. BJJ White Belt. Kind Guy.