March Madness: Smash or Pass Edition

Written by BadBoiCiCi

Christian Braun 

Obviously smash. Can shoot the three ball, handle the ball, and will dunk on you, and for that please handle these nuts.

Doug Edert

Probably the most certain smash on the list. Don’t think this would stir up any controversy, please stir up my guts though. He and the St. Peters Peacocks haven’t stolen the hearts of America and are the first 15 seed to advance to the Elite Eight. Smash. Smash. Smash.

Zach Edey

Pass. Respectfully pass. This guy can’t rebound a basketball if it doesn’t fall in his lap. If I was a basketball, I wouldn’t want to be in his lap. 12 shots deep is what I would need to be to give this guy a second look. 

Johnny Juzang

Smash. This one was tough, he’s not particularly my type. He is six foot six though. For that I would smash. Six feet is the threshold, those six inches shouldn’t hurt too bad.

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