Bombshell Hotties With A Body

Magnificent Mammaries Monday: May 25 2020

Written by Mike Rickard II

While long-term relationships are based on more than shagging, there’s no denying the power of physical attraction; and for some men (and women), there’s nothing so titillating as a nice rack. Join me for this look at magnificent mammaries and quotes from women about them (Check out more quotes at Goodreads and read the reviews for my prison memoir, Laughing All the Way to the (Bank) Robbery: How an Attorney Survived Prison)

“His eyes were riveted to the full, round breasts that had clearly been sculpted by God or nature and not a cosmetic surgeon.”
― Joyce Haber, The Users
“Women fight differently from men. You couldn’t get me to hurt a woman’s breasts for anything. I know how tender my own are when I’m PMSing. Besides, we feed babies with them.”
― Karen Marie Moning, Faefever
“How stupid that all I have to do
is grow two squishy lumps and suddenly
I’m man’s best friend”
― Christine Heppermann, Poisoned Apples: Poems for You, My Pretty
“When they [breasts] are huge, you become very self-conscious…I’ve learned something though, through my years of pondering and pontificating, and that is: men love them, and I love that.”
― Drew Barrymore
“He lifts her breasts, which fit perfectly into his hands, though he knows this is no promise that he gets to keep them. A million things you can’t have will fit in a human hand.”
― Barbara Kingsolver
“You start out happy that you have no hips or boobs. All of a sudden you get them, and it feels sloppy. Then just when you start liking them, they start drooping.”
― Cindy Crawford

Although it seems we’re turning the corner on the coronapocalypse, we can always use some positivity in our lives so I hope this helps.

About the author

Mike Rickard II

Retired bank robber and author of "Wrestling's Greatest Moments", "Laughing All the Way to the Bank Robbery, "Flunky: Pawns and Kings," and "Don't Call Me Bush Beans: The Legend of a Three-Legged Cat." Pro wrestling and hockey fan. Hired gun for several pro wrestling sites and a top 10 YouTube wrestling channel. Available in regular and extra-strength.