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Kim Jong Un Dying? These Pictures Could Help Revive Him (Or You)

With Supreme Leader Snoke Kim Jong Un’s health in question, Pro Sports Extra is offering an olive branch to the United States’ frenemy in the hope that Rocketman will get well soon. Just as I’ve done with the coronapocalypse, I’ve put together some inspirational quotes for North Korea’s reportedly ailing despot (and don’t forget to check out both my articles on Kim Jong Un’s sister Kim Yo Un: “Is Kim Yo Jong Office Hot?” and “Kim Yo Jong’s Geopolitical Guessing Game: Kiss Marry Kill.”

Rumor has it Rocketman may be having a failure to launch

There are many inspirational quotes, but here are a few for Kim Jong Un or anyone struggling with health issues.

 “When the unthinkable happens, the lighthouse is hope. Once we choose hope, everything is possible.” – Christopher Reeve
“We are stronger in the places we have been broken.” – Ernest Hemingway
“Promise me you’ll always remember: You’re braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.” – A. A. Milne
“The battles that count aren’t the ones for gold medals. The struggles within yourself–the invisible battles inside all of us–that’s where it’s at.” – Jesse Owens
We must believe that we are gifted for something, and that this thing, at whatever cost, must be attained.”  – Marie Curie (Note: This does not refer to starting a nuclear holocaust).

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Mike Rickard II

Retired bank robber and author of "Wrestling's Greatest Moments", "Laughing All the Way to the Bank Robbery, "Flunky: Pawns and Kings," and "Don't Call Me Bush Beans: The Legend of a Three-Legged Cat." Pro wrestling and hockey fan. Hired gun for several pro wrestling sites and a top 10 YouTube wrestling channel. Available in regular and extra-strength.