Classic Rob ManFRAUD, just doing whatever he wants to make sure his pockets stay fat. I know all the naysayers will come at me and tell me, “BEST YOUNG STAR”, “HE’S ELECTRIC”. Well, fuck you and that dumb ass opinion. Soto is having a very mild season at the dish. The kid only has 10 big flies… 10! In what fucking world does that make sense to have him compete in this…..
I mean look at this list literally full of some of the best to ever play the game and a steroid fueled Brady Anderson. Vladdy Jr. would A-B-S-O-L-U-T-E-L-Y kill Soto in the derby this season and it won’t even be fair.
Look forward to seeing Shohei Ohtani just smack balls all over the concourse at Coors Field.
Also this cocky asshole just can’t go more than an hour without making shit all about himself and that dumbass “Soto Shuffle”
As always I will be taking the over for homeruns hit and will be betting my mothers retirement check on Ohtani to win this thing.