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Jets QB Zach Wilson Threatens to Have Sex With Teammates “Cougar” Wife

Written by austenlange

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HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, SOMEONE MUST STOP ZQCH WILSON BEFORE HE GOES AND DOES THE UNTHINKABLE.

Well, while many take this as straight satire I do believe this could be a true statement from the young super soaker qb from Provo. (If this was actually said)

We all know Wilson will fuck a mom. (Allegedly) but do we think he would be willing and able to go out and fuck the wife of Joe “Elite” Flacco’s wife because he was outperforming him in camp?

100000% yes. Wilson has 0 remorse and Carrie’s himself like a Paul Rabil clone.

I can see him be so insecure in his positioning with the team that his only option will be to fuck the absolute piss out of Flacco’s wife.

Now for all of you who read me spout on about BULLSHIT, thank you. Obviously take this whole blog with a grain of salt because in no way shape or form is this real. I’ll be texting you god damn bitch ass incels who only read the title of things. So carry on and stay hard boys.

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austenlange

One big fat hairy American winning machine. Specializes in Baseball/Football.
Giant fan of The Houston Astros, and Dallas Cowboys.