Tell me you have small feet without telling me you have small feet. Billionaire Amazon owner, Jeff Bezos, successfully launched the first unpiloted suborbital rocket with four passengers onboard. The four passengers included Bezos, his brother, and two others.

The internet was set ablaze with people calling out the phallic shape of his rocket. See for yourself:

The fact that Bezos’ rocket looked like a big giant shlong was not lost on the internet. Twitter came out swinging and obliterated Bezos’ ego.

Twitter users were also quick to point out the similarities between Dr. Evil’s rocket launch from Austin Powers and Bezos’ launch. It begs the question, have we all just been living in an Austin Powers simulation this whole time?


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