Let’s goooo! I made it to Chicago baby! I’m at the airport eight hours fucking early, wild and stupid. I’ve got a crazy headache from driving six hours.
Now I’m looking for a place to sleep in the airport. Good luck to me, eh? Where can you fall asleep in an airport? No clue. The floor? One of the very hard chairs? Makes my head hurt worse. And I’m flying Spirit airlines so there is nooo way I’ll be able to sleep in the airport.
Next up? Las Vegas with Schultzy! Will be a blast.