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I Am Addicted To Super Bowl Prop Bets (Responsibly) & Have Never Lost. Here Are My Picks #SBLV

Hot diggity damn the big game Super Bowl (that is right, I am a fucking outlaw) is here, and the greatest national holiday in the United States is upon us. Get your wings prepped, chop up a red onion & tomato and start the mole’, because we are about to do what Americans do best and that is war monger get fat while making money!

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Okay, hands up, I have some honesty that is important here, although I have never lost, I have also never played a single prop bet. However, if you understand gambling (which I certainly do fucking not) you know that beginners luck is the only sure thing. So here below, is how ole’ Tony is going to make you all a ton of money. Here are the bets I am playing today via Draft Kings Sportsbook (not a paid ad, but I do own a shit ton of shares of DKNG, so please fucking help me feed my family):

Correct Score Bets (play them all at low dollar amounts $1-$3 dollars each, huge payout)

  • KC 24 / TB 17 +7500
  • TB 31/ KC 28 +17,000
  • TB 24 / KC 20 +22,000
  • KC 27 / TB 24 +12,000
  • KC 34 / TB 20 +17,000
  • KC 31 / TB 17 +17,000
  • KC 27 / TB 13 +22,000
  • KC 35 / TB 17 +22,000

Player Bets That Are Flyers & Small Money Laid Down (choice highlighted in bold)

  • Gronk, SB MVP +8,500
  • Fournette “Playoff Lenny”, SB MVP +2,700
  • Le’Veon Bell & Scotty Miller Parlay, “Score a TD” +4,656
  • Devin White, “Player to Record First Sack” +1100
  • QB, “Position of Last TD Scorer” +990

Player Bets To Open Up The Purse Strings For (choice highlighted in bold)

  • Mike Evans, “Most Receiving Yards Godwins vs. Evans” +100
  • Yes, “Will Tom Brady Throw a 4th Quarter TD” -115
  • Cameron Brate, “1st Player to Reach 30+ Receiving Yards Gronk or Brate?” -120
  • Under 46.5, “Total Yards of Longest Touchdown Scored” -130
  • Over 1.5, “Total Yards of Shortest Touchdown Scored” +135
  • Mike Evans, “Player to Have the Most Receiving Yards” +550
  • Scotty Miller, “Score a TD” +450
  • Le’Veon Bell, “Score a TD” +750
  • Over 4.5, “Tyrann Mathieu Tackles & Assists” -140
  • Over 1.5, “Total Interceptions” +120
  • Yes, “Frank Clark to Record a Sack” +135
  • Jason Pierre-Paul, “Player To Record First Sack” +650
  • Wide Receiver, “Position of Last TD Scorer” +100

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