Like many of you, I’ve been stuck at home avoiding COVID-19 like wrestling fans avoid NXT. Unlike most of you, I haven’t been wasting my extra time learning a new language or hoarding toilet paper. Instead, I’ve been seeking a cure for the coronapocalypse and I believe I’ve found it.
I was on YouTube (doing research of course), minding my own business when I came across Hulk Hogan’s vintage video “Real American.” After watching it a few dozen times, I felt energized and ready to take the coronavirus challenge, knowing I could Hulk up and beat it, much as the Hulkster did when his opponents thought they’d got the better of him.
Although I’m currently on a ventilator, I’ve never felt better and while I wouldn’t recommend taking the coronavirus challenge, I heartily encourage you to watch Hulk Hogan’s “Real American” video. It will refresh your spirit and give you the will to power you need to overcome the COVIDepression plaguing our society.
Disclaimer: Watching “Real American” will not cure COVID-19 but it will not only make you feel like a “Real American” (although this is no bestowal of U.S. citizenship) but make you ready to crush the blues and blahs caused by the coronapocalypse.