Is pulling a Top Shot pack absolutely fucking impossible, or am I just an idiot? Like, I really wanna be a Top Shot guy, I really, really, do. It seems exhilarating! But FOR THE LIFE OF ME, I cannot figure out how to get my hands on one of these things.
“wHo sEcURed A cOOl cAts PaCk?” Not fucking me. I get in the lobby, and I’m person number 303,000. There were only 66,000 packs left. You’re telling me that hundreds of thousands of people are onto this thing? And how do you even know when they’re dropping? I WANNA BE A TOPSHOT GUY! I’m trying to make bank, bro, I’m trying to get ass. I can’t do that when I’m 303,000 in line. Somebody help this is so stupid.