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HOLY SHIT DANA WHITE AND THE UFC ARE BRINGING FULL CROWDS BACK TO SPORTS | @danawhite

Written by Noah Gagnon

OH MY GOOOOODDDDDDD!!! DANA WHITE I FUCKING LOVE YOU!! This just in, the UFC to bring back full crowds to sporting events, as they’ll pack the house in Jacksonville for UFC 261 and give the fans three title fights. Are you erect? Cuz I am.

Shit like this is why Dana White has the biggest testicles in sports. I’m on the verge of throwing myself off the roof watching the Nets play in front of 20 people, and in a month Uncle Dana is giving me a packed fucking house. Best part is Usman wont be able to pull any of that stalling shit in the first full arena after a pandemic. They’ll boo his ass out of the arena.

Oh, and not to get political, but anybody on twitter complaining about this is a fucking pussy who hates fun. I’m sorry, but after a year of fanless venues its time to for electricity in sports again. And look, I don’t think anyone scared of COVID is going to watch live cagefighting anyway, so anyone bitching on twitter should just shut the fuck up and stay home.

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Noah Gagnon

19-year-old student. MMA Enthusiast. 2014 Bedminster Middle School Boys Mile Run Second Place. BJJ White Belt. Kind Guy.