Duke Men’s Basketball Has Transcended into Complete Embarrassment

Written by Noah Gagnon

Ooof. Duke basketball is garbage garbage. My lord this team is terrible. They’ve now lost three straight, have no transcendent players, and simply look completely lost out there.

As someone who wagered on the Blue Devils today, I promise you it’s the last time I’ll be doing that this season. Watching this team made me want to gouge my eyeballs out and throw my television off a roof. They’re not playing like a blueblood, not playing like a powerhouse, they’re playing like borderline mid major.

Begs the question, what is Coach K’s excuse gonna be after this one? COVID again? Terminal illness? Sub-par basketballs? Rigged officiating? Whatever it is, he’s gotta fix this mess now before he finds himself in the NIT.

About the author

Noah Gagnon

19-year-old student. MMA Enthusiast. 2014 Bedminster Middle School Boys Mile Run Second Place. BJJ White Belt. Kind Guy.