Apparently our boy Drizzy is very untrusting when it comes to the women he sleeps with.
The story that has developed is honestly hilarious and a play that many people with fame and fortune should take.
A few weeks back Drake had linked up with an IG model who’s name hasn’t been released yet, decided to engage in some pre-marital coitus. Which in itself doesn’t seem like a big deal. However, this ended up being one of the funniest stories you’ll ever hear.
After Drake and the IG model finished up in the bedroom Drizzy went to the bathroom to dispose of his condom. After he left the room, said IG model decided to untie the rubber and shove the contents INSIDE HER PUSSY.
For obvious reasons we can assume, however it all came back to bite her in the ass. Upon shoving the condom inside of herself she began to feel a strong burning sensation downstairs in her nether regions and come to find out that was Drake’s intention.
When he want into the bathroom to dispose of the fuck bag he used, he dumped HOT SAUCE into it to help prevent any trollop taking his DNA and getting themselves pregnant. Not Drake, he’s played this game before. Even quoting it in his lyrics, “Gold medalist, flushed the Magnums just so they not collectin’ my specimens, damn,”.
So it appears the star makes sure his shit is soiled because he’s either been burnt before or just knows that women only want his fame and fortune (which is sad).
The IG model is reportedly suing Drake for the damages to her whispering eye and I just don’t think she even has a pot to piss in with this law suit. You fucked Drake, tried to STEAL HIS CEMEN, and then got mad that he literally “burnt your pussy”.
I feel like many other men in the spotlight need to abide by this, I mean fuck Phillip Rivers may still be in the league if Drake would’ve gotten to him first.
Live long, live happy King. You deserve it.