No, you did not read that wrong. It’s a 100% true statement that President Donald Trump is gonna be in the announcing booth for this Saturday’s boxing match between Vitor Belfort and Evander Holifield. I don’t even know what to say about this, but fuck it, I’m watching this fight now. I know about as much about politics as I do women’s water polo (an expert in both, obviously), but I do not that Donal Trump is a freaking entertainer, so I gotta check this out on Saturday.
Do we think Donald’s gonna reference the fact that Vitor Belfort is 1000% on every steroid possible ahead of this fight, or will that go under the radar? Shit, maybe Vitor will put DT on some sauce, and he’ll hit the 2024 campaign trails looking like a freak of god damn nature. Not to get political, but if he shows up to a debate wearing a stringer with his lats popping out of the building he most cerainly has my vote. I respect muscles, sorry.
I digress. But, the world has done a pretty good job of censoring the Donald, so I wouldn’t be shocked if he just took the platform to let alllllll his political thoughts fly. Its two old men boxing anyway, so would we really be that disappointed if the entire event just turned into Trump trashing liberals? I mean, it might get old, but the fights gonna be a shit show anyway.
So, what are the odds that this inspires Trump to get in the ring himself? He’s a competitive guy, and he’s not doing much these days, so why not take a shot in there? Maybe he can box Hillary. She’d definitely have an edge in speed but if he connected I feel like he’d have some real power in his hands. I know it sounds crazy, but have you seen boxing these days? These dweebs will do anything to sell a few pay-per-views, so they are CERTAINLY not above throwing 75 year old Donald Trump in there to get KO’d by a Paul brother.
