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“Creepy” Joe Picks Kamala Harris

Written by Mike Rickard II

“Creepy” Joe Biden has finally made his choice and it’s Kamala Harris. After months of speculation, the Democratic Presidential candidate finally made his choice. According to Politico:

Joe Biden has selected Sen. Kamala Harris to be his running mate, elevating a charismatic blue-state senator, former prosecutor and onetime 2020 primary rival who has built a reputation as an unyielding antagonist of the Trump administration.

Harris, the daughter of immigrants from Jamaica and India, was the wire-to-wire frontrunner for Biden’s No. 2 job. Her experience as a battle-tested presidential candidate, her efforts leading major law enforcement offices and her political track record of three election wins in California helped her overcome a crowded list of contenders.

You may recall that Biden stated during the Democratic debates that he would select a female as his running mate. This led to months of debate as to who Biden would select. Considering Biden’s apparent inability to remember key details, this must have been a struggle. However, here’s what “Lyin'” Joe had to say about his selection:

“I’ve decided that Kamala Harris is the best person to help me take this fight to Donald Trump and Mike Pence and then to lead this nation starting in January 2021,” Biden said in an email to supporters.

“Sleepy Joe” (or more likely, one of his grandchildren or aides) tweeted:

Although Senator Harris is not the first female VIce-Presidential selection (that would be Geraldine Ferraro), she is the first woman of color. Hopefully “Creepy” Joe will remember who he picked when the Democratic National Convention gathers.

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Mike Rickard II

Retired bank robber and author of "Wrestling's Greatest Moments", "Laughing All the Way to the Bank Robbery, "Flunky: Pawns and Kings," and "Don't Call Me Bush Beans: The Legend of a Three-Legged Cat." Pro wrestling and hockey fan. Hired gun for several pro wrestling sites and a top 10 YouTube wrestling channel. Available in regular and extra-strength.