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Astros apologize… To absolutely no one

Written by Vick

The Houston Astros apologized this morning, after “sign stealing gate”which was long awaited after nearly a month of speculation from the media. So many questions to be asked; and today is the day the Astros front office face the music… we thought.

The Astros had a month to come up with a reasonable explanation for their cheating scandal. Instead Jim Crane (Owner of the Astros) Paraded himself, and his team of cheaters in front of the media to say, and i’ll shorten it down for you guys. ” We don’t give a fuck; we cheated and got caught and still got away with it so everyone else shove it”

Okay you got me, His actual quote was “Our opinion is that this didn’t impact the game.” Dude are you fucking delusional That’s like saying in football. ” We know every play being called by our opponent but that’s not an advantage.”

Then 55 seconds later he said this. “I didn’t say it didn’t impact the game.” Do the Astros have a PR team? Or is it just Jim Cranes old ass spouting off about bullshit and contradicting statements he made not even a minute previously?

Do I honestly care about this? No, I don’t. Who won the World Series doesn’t change my life in the slightest. They could’ve killed people to win and I still wouldn’t have cared. What does piss me off is a rich owner, instead of sincerely apologizing; he chooses to treat us like we’re idiots with an excuse like, “Our opinion is that this didn’t impact the game.”

pheeww…. I’m glad I got that off my chest. Now I can go back to not caring about Baseball. I guess it’s right what they say about Texas. Everything is bigger, Including the cheating scandals.


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