Whhhhaaaaattttttt, no way! Look, I don’t even follow her on Instagram, but if we’re being technical this is not a lie. She probably did post something on Instagram recently, AKA, leak, so, not a lie. But look, I gotta get to 10k view by the end of the month or I’m gonna get fired so I gotta post stuff like this. It disgusts me, but what are you gonna do.

https://twitter.com/ProSportsExtra/status/1471929314480427008

But, while I got you here, wanna know something that sucks? The uncertainty of inviting your high school friends to a college function. That’ll get you anxious, man. Like what if you bring them out to an event and it’s just a total flop? Then you have your high school friends just thinking that there’s absolutely nothing to your life outside of your hometown, when in reality that one event might have just been a flop.

https://twitter.com/ProSportsExtra/status/1471919693938237441

Also, I’ve been dealing with some unfortunate dry skin on my neck and behind my ears, and it is freaking torture, man. I’ve been scratching my neck like an animal, and now it’s all red and scratched up like I had sex with a kitten. So now I’ve gotta deal with the awkwardness of going to the store and buying lotion, which is arguably more awkward than buying condoms.

Like, they’ll see a guy like me and obviously think I’m using the lotion for naughty behavior, but I’m legitimately using it for my skin. Do I make a comment to the clerk? Or even go as far as to show him the dry skin on my neck? And what if I see someone I know in the grocery store, and I’m holding a bottle of lotion. That’s just a complete disaster. I might just get it on Amazon.

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