In case you were wondering, a gorilla turned 65 today. That’s the oldest age ever recorded for a gorilla. Sometimes, things are just awesome. And that’s awesome.
65 years old, huh? Doesn’t look a day over 40! Haha. Just a little elderly gorilla humor for you. Do you think it’s gonna start collecting social security?? Also, how do we know this is really the oldest gorilla in the world. There’s gotta be some 80 year old king or queen out there in the wild or something. The zoos make em die earlier.
Also, how old or sick do you think a gorilla has to be in order for you to be able to take it in a fight? This thing is 65 and it would still maul me. Maybe if a gorilla is on its actual death bed I could take it out, but anything short of that could still get me. Unless I take it back, then it’s over.